Total Medals Earned: 292 (From 70 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,500 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/265 points)
Open the game.
Reach 2000 in 3D Cube Runner.
Reach 20 in Hexscape.
Reach 20 in Flappy Disk.
Reach 150 in Super Shooter.
Score 1 in Pong.
Reach 200 in Gravity Switch.
Score 2 in Pong
Reach 3500 in 3D Cube Runner
Reach 35 in Flappy Disk
Reach 40 in Hexscape
Reach 200 in Super Shooter
Reach 400 in Gravity Switch
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (180/210 points)
kill son of ghost
kill parents of ghost
you are dead
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 9/11 (350/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (480/485 points)
pass a first level
pass a two level
pass a three level
pass a four level
pass a five level
pass a six level
pass a seven level
pass a eight level
pass a ninth level
pass a ten level
beat full game
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend