Total Medals Earned: 250 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,050 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/295 points)
What is this game anyway?
I guess you know what this game is.
You got the hang of this!
You REALLY got the hang of this!
Not afraid of the cross.
It's healthy to avoid red things.
Square, but definetly not fair.
I guess you made it fair.
Squeeze in there bud!
Tight, but comfy, and in your lane.
Line go pew, pew, pew.
You go woosh, woosh, woosh.
Few corners, many challenges.
Not few enough corners.
Your wish is my command.
Medals Earned: 9/11 (350/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 11/12 (480/485 points)
pass a first level
pass a two level
pass a three level
pass a four level
pass a five level
pass a six level
pass a seven level
pass a eight level
pass a ninth level
pass a ten level
beat full game
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 5/7 (115/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)